Most of the lovely ladies who provide the prerequisite tits in horror flicks follow a similar path: usually they do some modeling, flash the rack, do some TV work and end up as trophy wives. But the carrot-topped Kathryn Atwood is very different from those women. Yeah, she started as a model, but she also got an Ivy League degree from Cornell, and studied creative writing at the absurdly prestigious Iowa Writer’s Workshop. Born in Tulsa before moving to NYC, Kathryn turned to acting as a young adult and first found her thrill appearing as “Girl With Too Much Make-Up” in Blueberry Hill (1998). Her Cosmoed-out character couldn’t be further from the natural beauty that is Kathryn. A ravishing redhead with pale skin and flirty freckles, Kat is where it’s at when she’s au natural. To see Kathryn at her most naturally naughty, catch the alum of Cornell in Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993). In the best scene, Kathryn and the other sexy teens are drying their clothes in front of a fire, when Kathryn ops her top off and shows that her thin body is punctuated with some more than enough cups. They’re heavenly. Kathryn kept acting in stuff like the disappointingly SFW, decades before that would mean what it does now S.F.W (1994), Cyber-Tracker 2 (1995), and Tear it Down (1997). That was the last movie she ever did, as Kathryn ignored our passionate pleas and opted to pursue her writing dream instead of making us cream on the big screen. Mr. Skin loves writers, but not when they could be getting sexy onscreen. Our cock is rooting for writer’s block, so one final time we’ll beg Kathryn Atwood: stop trying to be the next Margaret Atwood and go back to giving us fat wood!
